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Name: Lancer
Your Sign: Caution: Wear Goggles When Using This Machine
Birthplace: I was laid & hatched on some random street corner in Southern Illinois
Restaurant: Wherever I can get a good steak or slice of pizza
Beverage of Choice: Beer/Corona… Shot/Cabo Tequila or Blackhaus… Caffeine/Coffee & Red Bull (not together though)
Movie: Heathers, Happy Gilmore, Matrix, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, The Thing, Grosse Pointe Blank, Open Water, Running Scared (with Paul Walker)... scary stuff, funny stuff, action stuff, stuff for the kids…so many good movies…
TV Show: South Park, Letterman, P.T.I… also like watching my teams… Dolphins, Bulls & Cubs!!!
Website: Blabbermouth.net, YouTube, Pornolize.com, Jumptheshark.com, Smokinggun.com, badgerbadgerbadger.com & ESPN.com
Band: Foo Fighters, Our Lady Peace, Radiohead, Fishbone, Led Zeppelin, AiC, RATM, RHCP, Kiss, Tesla… the list goes on…
Album: Kiss Alive II changed my life forever… so many great ones after that
Turn-On: Naked Chicks
Turn-Off: Naked Dudes
Biggest Fear: Garden Gnomes… they should all be destroyed
Best Concert: 4 way tie… The Stones in the Orange Bowl with openers Third Eye Blind, Dave Matthews & Smashing Pumpkins with Marilyn Manson… Metallica in Dolphin Stadium with openers Creed, Kid Rock & Sevendust… Woodstock ’99 (it’s all very surreal to me/lots of great bands/RATM was the best)… finally a radio show I was part of with Everclear (smashed their gear), Cracker (opened with Euro-Trash Girl), Godsmack (Sully knocked out security guard), Finger 11 (got me drunk later that night), Jimmy’s Chicken Shack, Virgos Merlot, D-Generation and more (was like $6/over 20,000 people/we only had 20 porto-potties/with the hell tent & crazy lesbians)…wow!!!
Motto: Acknowledge, Move on…
Life Long Dream: wanted to be a rockstar… that didn’t work out… but I did get to play with some cool bands including Chevelle, Nonpoint, Toadies, Cold & (hed)P.E… figure I’ll eventually be a Walmart greeter
Bonus ?s of the Stupid Variety:
If you could be a superhero, who would you be? Very good question… I would say either Underdog or the Tick
Where's the strangest place you've been naked? My shrink’s office… he said it was therapeutic
What shoes did you where today? Vans… always the Vans… ever since Fast Times at Ridgemont High
What is the worst song you've ever heard? Please… Starship/We Built This City… Here’s a band that should have known better
Dinner with 4 people...past or present...alive or dead...who would they be? ...ok, I can be an ass… but I like options... so how about a lunch AND dinner… for lunch it would be John Lennon, Robert Johnson, Dave Grohl and Bruce Campbell (just chilling… sharing stories)… for dinner… Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein & then Chuck Norris to provide the beat down… good times indeed… & yes, I have a warped mind…
Name 3 things you have on you at all times: my underoos, nipple clamps and a taser
What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child? Do as I say… not as I do
Some of My "I'm With the Band" Moments
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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